
Bryony’s Pandas live in her head,
There’s Norbury, Victor, Rhonda & Ted.
Norbury is old, with a long panda beard,
He often gives council and is always revered.
Victor is macho, brave and hard-wearing,
His valor is great and he doesn’t like swearing.
Rhonda is dazzling, a true panda beauty,
She’s graceful and stylish but never is snooty.
Ted is so tiny, a miniature bear,
His soft under-belly is void of bear hair.
Together these pandas, in Bryony’s head,
Keep her from danger and being misled,
They fight with the things from nefarious minds,
And watch over Bryony all of the time.
There never has been, and I doubt there will be,
A group of head-pandas more mighty than these.
I’d tell of adventures these pandas have had,
With monsters and ogres and everything bad,
But stories of courageous panda-based scraps,
Are valuable secrets, best kept under wraps.